Message on a table napkin

Create a photorealistic close-up image of a plain white paper restaurant napkin lying slightly crooked on a simple medium-brown wooden table. Nothing else should be visible on the table. The composition should look casual and unplanned, like a quick phone photo, not an advertisement or styled product shot. On the napkin, write exactly: No SH*T ?!?! Below the text, draw a childish, goofy smiley face using the same ballpoint pen. Make it lopsided and imperfect, with uneven areas. It should look spontaneously doodled by a child, not professionally illustrated. Use dark blue-black ballpoint pen. The handwriting should look like it was written by a fifth-grade student who is still learning to write: uneven printed letters, inconsistent letter sizes, awkward spacing, shaky lines, imperfect alignment, and varied pen pressure. Do not use cursive. Include a few subtle ink smudges where the hand dragged across the napkin. The napkin should have visible paper texture, small wrinkles, and embossed edges. Use warm, ordinary indoor lighting and realistic shadows. Keep the entire scene simple, intimate, slightly messy, and authentic.