1980s formal family photo

Using my uploaded photo as the identity reference, recreate everyone attending an extravagant formal celebration in 1985. Preserve exact headcount, identities, ages, and family relationships without blending features. Discard source lighting, poses, and surroundings. Re-photograph everyone under consistent frontal studio flash. Style everyone in extravagantly dated 1980s formalwear, voluminous hairstyles, and dramatic accessories, appropriate to their ages. Stage a professionally posed, full-body portrait with theatrical decorations. Create strikingly mismatched expressions: some with wide-eyed, intensely enthusiastic toothy grins and tense cheeks, others smiling naturally or appearing reserved. Capture sincere, unintentionally comical vintage photography with faded colors and analog grain.