Mount Rushmore style monument

Create a photorealistic parody birthday image using the uploaded mans photo. Show a massive Mount Rushmore style monument where all four stone heads are him: one serious like a founding father, one grinning like he just got the senior discount, one confused like the mobile phone layouts, and one squinting like he lost his glasses on his own head. Add tourists below taking photos, a ranger looking confused, birthday balloons, and a small souvenir stand selling "I survived [[YEARS OLD]] years of his stories" T-shirts. Add clear bottom caption: "[[YEARS OLD]] years. Officially a national landmark." Keep it realistic, detailed, recognizable, and funny without looking cartoonish.