Photorealistic action movie parody birthday image

Create a photorealistic action movie parody birthday image using the uploaded photo of a [[YEARS OLD]]-year-old man. Show him striding away from a massive explosion in slow motion, wearing black sunglasses and looking way too cool for [[YEARS OLD]]. He is holding a birthday cake like an elite operative protecting a top-secret payload. The explosion behind him is huge and ridiculous, with smoke, fire, flying lawn chairs, confetti, party hats, and balloons blasting through the air. Make it look like the birthday candles may have caused the entire disaster. Keep him recognizable, realistic, and hilariously heroic. Add caption: "[[YEARS OLD]]years old. Still dangerous near open flame."