Birthday trading card

Create a funny photorealistic birthday trading card using the uploaded photo of a [[YEARS OLD]]-year-old man. Make it look like a glossy premium Hall of Fame sports card. Put him in the center looking active, sharp, confident, and proud. He is holding a mobile phone like mission control, with an open MacBook nearby, stacked books, reading glasses, birthday balloons, confetti, and a cake with lit [[YEARS OLD]]candles. Top title: BIRTHDAY LEGEND Name: THE [[YEARS OLD]]-YEAR-OLD GOAT Stats: AGE: [[YEARS OLD]] RARITY: LIMITED EDITION SKILL: MOBILE PHONE COMMAND CENTER POWER MOVE: TEXTING FASTER THAN EXPECTED SPECIAL ABILITY: CAN FIND ANY APP EVENTUALLY TECH LOADOUT: MOBILE PHONE + MACBOOK READING MODE: LARGE PRINT ENABLED WEAKNESS: SMALL FONT VISION STATUS: GLASSES REQUIRED STATUS: STILL ACTIVE Bottom caption: "Limited edition. Still in circulation." Keep it photorealistic, premium, funny, clean, readable, and make him recognizable from the uploaded photo.